Death from above(by crescent wrench)

[Springville Shooter]

So I was working on a 100ft communications tower today making some adjustments to a microwave dish when I noticed a ground squirrel below me on the ground. I thought that it was odd that he kept circling around my truck, and then, to my suprise, he jumped up into the cab through the door that I left open to monitor my radio. I wondered what he was up to and shouted several times at him to no avail. When he finally did re-appear, he had a fat slice of tomato in his mouth from my sandwich that was on the front seat of the truck. I immediately saw red and the first thing that I could grab was a 12" crescent wrench from my tool bag. Like William Wallace from the movie Braveheart I heaved it at the squirrel like a tomahawk. To my suprise, the flight path of the wrench appeared to be true and sure enough it bashed into the squirrels head splattering it against the rock he was eating my tomato on. Pretty darned good shot if I don't say so myself and a fair warning to anyone who steals a working mans lunch.------------SS

[WinMag]

That's one helluva story there Sir William. No squirrel will ever dare mess with you again.

[numbnutz]

thats funny. I wont be messing your lunch

[m gardner]

That's funny stuff. I mean a tragic accident.

[MuleyMadness]

That's funny right there, heck of a shot.

[a_bow_nut]

LOL. That's some good shooting right there. So are only accurate wrenches interesting also?

[waynedevore]

MaN!! I tell you what! GOOD SHOT.

[stillhunterman]

Now thats one of the funniest things I heard about in a long time! Great shot!

[182BC...4Now!]

Helluva shot! That's living up to your name right there!

[killerbee]

you said you were a long distance hunter:) whatever- you couldn't do that again if you tried a million times

but it only has to happen once and you can tell it around the campfire for years! great story