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StumpJumper · Post by **StumpJumper** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:26 am

Hey guys, new to forum, thought I'd start with a joke.

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened,
what's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton They are asking for a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"

"About a gallon."

StumpJumper · Post by **StumpJumper** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:29 am

Sorry, I see it was already posted.

Post by **MuleyMadness** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:43 am

It was funny again the second time.

WELCOME TO THE FORUMS!!

bigbuck92 · Post by **bigbuck92** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:19 pm

welcome. yep i beat ya with the joke though. o well.

. still funny

kadejones2 · Post by **kadejones2** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:02 pm

welcome to the forum lol

AGCHAWK · Post by **AGCHAWK** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 5:21 pm

Welcome stumpjumper!

I too liked the joke, whether it was the first or second time I heard it.

Post by **waynedevore** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:02 pm

Yup, me too. Welcome stumpjumper.

loco4muleys · Post by **loco4muleys** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:22 pm

Haha, wow, first time I've heard that joke. That's hilarious.

Post by **Hiker** » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:33 pm

to MuleyMadness!