cowboy ?????

hunterman67 · Post by **hunterman67** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:09 am

Old Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts,
working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,
bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,
working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about
women.? As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about
women. I even think about women when I eat.? It seems that
everything makes me think of women."

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm
a lesbian."

Eastern NM hunter · Post by **Eastern NM hunter** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 5:07 am

That's pretty dang funny. I've known I was lesbian for years.......

AGCHAWK · Post by **AGCHAWK** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:37 am

LOL, that's a classic!

bigbuck92 · Post by **bigbuck92** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:56 pm

LOL!!!

proutdoors · Post by **proutdoors** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 1:29 pm

If lesbians wear wranglers, I am a full-fledged lesbian!

PRO

kadejones2 · Post by **kadejones2** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:41 pm

that is just to funny

270 · Post by **270** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:52 pm

HA HA
that was a good one!