funny joke~
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 4:42 pm
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farmfor several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice,along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peachtrees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it wasbuilt.One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't beenthere for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket tobring back some fruit.As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. Whenhe came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping inhis pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to thedeep end to shield themselves.One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch youladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucketup he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
Moral of the story: Old men may move slow but can still think fast.
