nother joke

Post by **killerbee** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:15 pm

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo (the hunchback of Notre Dame) said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says. "Who the burn is Rosie O’Donnell?”

Post by **MuleyMadness** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:21 pm

Umm YEA.

bigbuck92 · Post by **bigbuck92** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:52 pm

ROFLMHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Post by **ABert** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:25 am

Keep 'em coming, killer. That's another funny one, regardless of who you are!