Pastor's Business Card

Post by **Hiker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:05 pm

Bullfrog, sent this to me...........

Pastor's Business Card

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3 verse 20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3 verse 10."

Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3 verse 20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3 verse 10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!

"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17 verse 22)

callofthewild · Post by **callofthewild** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:18 pm

well throw some fig leaves on and awnser the door.

Post by **MuleyMadness** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:11 pm

Good one, yep get dressed and answer.

AGCHAWK · Post by **AGCHAWK** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:32 pm

LOL...Loved it!

cobo · Post by **cobo** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:09 am

Thanks Hiker. Good way to startr a Friday off with a chuckle.

MuliesnMerriams · Post by **MuliesnMerriams** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 8:59 pm

haha good one!!!!

bigbuck92 · Post by **bigbuck92** » Fri Sep 07, 2007 9:13 pm

Post by **ABert** » Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:19 am

That there's funny stuff!

One of the reasons I still love the old shows like Andy Griffith and Green Acres. Nothing but good, clean comedy.

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 5:06 am

delkmon · Post by **delkmon** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:20 am

Good one hiker! With all the filth that passes for humor these days, its good to hear something clean and funny.