A story 3 words at a time.

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:16 pm

Talk about getting into some hot water. Reportedly, some 14 implike squirrels were recently "arrested by Iranian authorities for espionage," as the critters were apparently found to have various amounts of "spy gear from foreign agencies" on (er, in) their bodies. Some reports even mention that the animals were sporting embedded GPS sensors, but due to the high level of secrecy surrounding the capture, things are still a bit foggy. Nevertheless, Iran has apparently claimed that the "rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic," and while it doesn't seem that anyone is really aware of the squirrels' fates.

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:18 pm

Police in Iran are reported to have taken 14 squirrels into custody - because they are suspected of spying.

Britain's latest secret weapon?The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices.

The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).

When asked about the confiscation of the spy squirrels, the national police chief said: "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information."

The IRNA said that the squirrels were kitted out by foreign intelligence services - but they were captured two weeks ago by squirrel police officers.

Please help bring us home

Iran Guard

Coloradobuck · Post by **Coloradobuck** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:18 pm

better call the chipmunks

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:24 pm

BAGHDAD, Iraq - squirrel Insurgents shot down a U.S. United squirrel military helicopter south of Baghdad, and the squirrel two pilots were rescued with minor injuries, the military said Tuesday.

The OH-58D Kiowa Attack helicopter was brougt down by ground fire on Monday. After an Apache helicopter rescued the two pilots, a U.S. warplane dropped two 500-pound, laser-guided bombs on the downed craft to destroy it, the military said in a statement

Post by **DeadI** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:29 pm

HERE WE COME

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:42 pm

Breaking news the U.S squirrels were victorious

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:45 pm

It was hard battle says this squirrel

sgt bush tail takes a moment of silence for the squirrels lost at war.

Victory is ours

Sudam is dead

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:47 pm

1 week later

TheGreatwhitehunter · Post by **TheGreatwhitehunter** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:48 pm

at 9er'shome

AGCHAWK · Post by **AGCHAWK** » Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:05 pm

LMHO!!! This is great! I was going to do another update but I don't think it's needed! You guys have done great!