A story 3 words at a time.
DeadI
9/11/07 2:24pm
Saw this on a nother site. Thought it would be fun to give it a try here. Please keep it somewhat clean though. It can be funny with out crossing the line. Ill start it rolling by:
One day I.....
One day I.....
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(sorry i used 4 words)
(sorry 4 words again)
(haha J/k Brett! :) )
(sorry had to use 4 words again)
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One day I got up early, made some coffee, got dressed in camo,
grabbed my trusty red rider BB gun and headed to Afghanistan to
shoot someone's eye.
After completing that task I decided that I would eat some fried green tomatoes and coyote jerky and drink Mt. Dew until I was quenched.
Shortly after hitting the field once again I decided to do an inventory of my gear...
"knife"
"Water"
"rope"
"range finder"
..."but where is my extra underwear?" I NEEDED that underwear because I just spotted a marco-polo sheep and bigfoot!"
"Shoot.... which one??" I thought as the two pranced playfully in the field in front of me.
"Bigfoot, WHATA TROPHY!"...but then the thought crossed my mind "What if
you could shoot all the wombats without any wrist rocket ammo?" "OH NO!" I forgot to pack underwear AND ammo!"
Now Im ready for some good ol' Big foot and mushroom hunting with my best friend, Ole' Yosemite Sam!
Well Sam was undecided as to what mushrooms he would snort. As he tried to sort this out I noticed that now big foot had horns on his shoulders and yellow toenails with one big ol' set of hairy hairy biceps and an arrow stuck up his leg!
"I'm sure it's cuz Brett can't shoot straight...even if his eyes were opened!" I giggled to myself while imagining Brett throwing down on the hairy man-ape while shaking like an off-balanced washing machine.
"Great, what do I do now?" I sat there contemplating my next move when suddenly a splash! MOOSE IN THE POOL!
Grabbing my waterwings and bathing cap, I begin to run but then I freeze still!
"Why?" Because I heard Nessie staring...
now back to the story.
CRACK ME UP!! NICE JOB!!!
:thumb
P.S. AGCHAWK... love the recap! you can come tell stories at my campfire anytime!!
CBI(Colorado bureau of Investigation)
eating there donuts
(federal Beef investigators)
HEADS ARE ROLLING
Hiker cant rest
(so much for 3 words huh)
very funny LOL
can save the day
The more tese squirrels drink the more Dangerous they become
Finally Peace at last
SAID 9ER
THIS IS AN AWSOME STORY
Take him down
I am commited to this war of weapons of mass destruction
CHARGE!!!!!!!
Call in all the armed squirrel forces
Britain's latest secret weapon?The rodents were found near the Iranian border allegedly equipped with eavesdropping devices.
The reports have come from the official Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).
When asked about the confiscation of the spy squirrels, the national police chief said: "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information."
The IRNA said that the squirrels were kitted out by foreign intelligence services - but they were captured two weeks ago by squirrel police officers.
Please help bring us home
Iran Guard
The OH-58D Kiowa Attack helicopter was brougt down by ground fire on Monday. After an Apache helicopter rescued the two pilots, a U.S. warplane dropped two 500-pound, laser-guided bombs on the downed craft to destroy it, the military said in a statement
sgt bush tail takes a moment of silence for the squirrels lost at war.
Victory is ours
Sudam is dead
on a chieving 700 post in this exact post. ha ha ha =D> =D>
9er sorry bout the roses.....
Hiker Tells his tory
loved hiking after the beast
I do have rose bushes and Im not a big fan of them, so dont be sorry!!!
lol
9er
formaly nown as AGCHAWK
beat tulsa
the forum i saw this on did not take off like this. you guys rock. :thumb
.......We inturupe this story to bring you Breaking news. This just in skelator
has just be brought back to life through DNA samples that were found in ta near by chemical testing plant. We addvise every one with in reading distance of this report to lock them selves in there basement and hope that he doesn't destroy the town of MULEYMADNESS.
We interrupt this Vick story with breaking news BIG foot
is again the cause of several disturbances last seen harrassing DeadI's sheep Big foot is considered very dangerous just ask Hiker.
next on there list is to destroy that mongral they call "VIC" dogs are there friends.
but to our surprise....
can fight them off with his roses if there are any left after the cows got to them.
the squirrels are gone FOREVER!!! =D>
the nightmares begin.....
while worrying about....
"GET R DONE"
deadI got his deer
but in the process DEADI shoots of his toe
His neighbor is less than pleased
AND SITS AND WAITS FOR HIS PREY ONCE AGAIN...
PUS IN BOOTS
9ers neighbor ha learned a painfull lesson
LMAO WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT ONE
AH ITS JUST 9ER GETING THEM BACK FOR THE ROSES THEY DONE CHEWED UP.
not sure but the the burgers will probaaly taste like_ _ _ _
Beer all around
or
J/k
ITS 9ER AND BIGBUCK92
SHOWED UP TO WITH THE PACK ANIMAL
but he has trouble on the way and has to Gerry rig the truck
finally Hiker get to the cow wash
Time to get huntin...
Brett and Hiker play horse shoes
AND...
and wins this fine machine
IS SAD FOR CSU LOST TO BYU AGAIN
DeadI roast some hot dogs
270 passes out........ at the party so Big buck93 has some fun with him
Pointer that hates Hillary
while Lifetime hunter hangs out in the hot tub
and install a pay phone just in case
Uhh I dont think anyone is avialable to come to your emergency right now
lol totally not cool :))
Great work guys!!!!!!!!!!
so the gang came over to help, however there was alittle to much to drink, and seeing as how the cops were occupied with the donuts decided to play a little ping pong.
(**!!) lifetime's a chick girl<< hee hee :)
who is a member of the Nessy investigative team
He survives and now wears this shirt
WE INTERUPT WITH THIS BREAKING NEWS NEMO HAS BEEN FOUND
IT SEEM THAT .270 WAS AT HIS FAVORITE RESTRAUNT WHEN HE ORDERED SUSHI AND RECONIZED THE MISSING FISH
THE RESTRAUNT OWNER HAS REFUSED COMMENT BUT HAS BEEN
TICKETED
BY THE HEALTH INSPECTOR
Colorado Buck feels he is being watched
someone is lurking outside CB's window
Oh no it's micheal Jackson
he must of follwed Colorado buck home from school
where MJ works as a child care worker
Police officer Barbrady reports from Colorado Bucks house it seems MJ was trying to sneak a peak at CB and was busted by CB uncle and Cb's friends
We heard this noise and went to investigate and it was Micheal Jackson
so we called the cops
Evidence
a picture of MJwrestling down Big Buck 92
MJ having problems with his nose during his trial
Chris Hansen of date line known for is underage predetor stings was a huge help in catching Jackson
more evidence found at Neverland ranch
It is belived that MJ will serve life in PRISON without the chance of being around children.....
This is Ron Burgandy and this is the Truth
A rival gang does a drive by at DeadI's Farm
Big foot who is denying any involvement in the recent attack on DeadI's farm claims his only beef is with HIKER.
When asked if he had anything else to say this was his only comment
Though Hiker seemed to Mockingly wear this T-shirt
Staring Hiker and The greatwhitehunter
Big buck92 & 9er have stareted filming of his second movie
after the success of their first movie
Broke Back Mounatin
BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN II
He then goes back to work painting the streets
I think he may be hung over from the party we had at red neck camp
I mean look at whatthat storm did to my chimney
The president assures the worst is over
But this man still cant believe his eyes
while this baby started to eat Nonya's cat before being rescued
9ers neighbor is still not impressed
Takes a warm bath
and passes out
a fox got into DeadI's barn and is after the sheep
looks like some one opened his pen and let him out I wonder who that could have been.
It is disturbing to know who TAZ was running with. It was thegreatwhitehunters very very best friend barney
but lifetime came a running to try and stop .270. for lifetime loves barney and watches him every while eating breakfast
Oh no AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
He even tried a new tree stand
Brett finally figures a way to hang a deer in his tree after all
a short mountain called....
AND HE WAS GETTING...
THE ONLY THING HIS DOGS COULD TREE WAS A
(Wow talk about the post that does not go away, my post is still going LOL....)
(Nice shot there BB) lol
(Saturday is the day)
9er
This thread cracks me up....