a very good joke :)
bigbuck92
6/6/07 5:26pm
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened,
what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton They are asking for a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his
window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened,
what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson, and Al Sharpton They are asking for a $10
million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline
and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone
giving?"
"About a gallon."
944
VERY FUNNY!