Bass pro shops!
DeadI
3/6/08 4:30pm
Some of you may have already heard this one but it is a good one.
A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing
dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about
this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.
test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week
for only $20.00.' She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens
her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.' Oh, that sounds like a
Master Card,' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks
wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't
know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and
says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and
asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did
you get $34.50?' He replies,' Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but
the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes
over to the counter. A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing
dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about
this rod and reel?' He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll
drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway. He says,
'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-lb.
test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week
for only $20.00.' She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just
by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens
her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.' Oh, that sounds like a
Master Card,' he says. She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks
wind. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't
know that she was the only person around. The man rings up the sale and
says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.' The woman is totally confused by this and
asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did
you get $34.50?' He replies,' Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but
the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.'
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Buckmaster
3/6/08 4:42pm
I like it.... lol lol
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Hiker
3/6/08 4:49pm
LOL!!!! lol :)) That catfish bait is something else....
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ABert
3/6/08 8:08pm
Yep, that's a good'un! lol
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MuleyMadness
3/7/08 11:36am
:)) :))
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TheGreatwhitehunter
3/7/08 11:10pm
lol I have heard this before but with the ending being the STINK BAIT IS $3.50.
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zatarain6
3/8/08 7:22am
larry the cable guy uses some form of the joke and its his grandma
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MULEY7MM
3/8/08 10:32am
lol =D> Thats a good one
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jersey boy
3/8/08 6:50pm
HAHAHAHA thats great i got a kick out of that lol 10sign:
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