Death from above(by crescent wrench)

So I was working on a 100ft communications tower today making some adjustments to a microwave dish when I noticed a ground squirrel below me on the ground. I thought that it was odd that he kept circling around my truck, and then, to my suprise, he jumped up into the cab through the door that I left open to monitor my radio. I wondered what he was up to and shouted several times at him to no avail. When he finally did re-appear, he had a fat slice of tomato in his mouth from my sandwich that was on the front seat of the truck. I immediately saw red and the first thing that I could grab was a 12" crescent wrench from my tool bag. Like William Wallace from the movie Braveheart I heaved it at the squirrel like a tomahawk. To my suprise, the flight path of the wrench appeared to be true and sure enough it bashed into the squirrels head splattering it against the rock he was eating my tomato on. Pretty darned good shot if I don't say so myself and a fair warning to anyone who steals a working mans lunch.------------SS
Lunch stealing squirrel DOA
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WinMag
That's one helluva story there Sir William. :not-worthy No squirrel will ever dare mess with you again. lol
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lol thats funny. I wont be messing your lunch
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That's funny stuff. I mean a tragic accident. lol
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MuleyMadness
That's funny right there, heck of a shot. :)
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a_bow_nut
LOL. That's some good shooting right there. So are only accurate wrenches interesting also?
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waynedevore
MaN!! I tell you what! GOOD SHOT. 10sign:
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stillhunterman
Now thats one of the funniest things I heard about in a long time! Great shot! 10sign: lol lol
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182BC...4Now!
Helluva shot! That's living up to your name right there! 10sign:
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killerbee
you said you were a long distance hunter:) whatever- you couldn't do that again if you tried a million times lol lol

but it only has to happen once and you can tell it around the campfire for years! great story :thumb
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sneekeepete
10sign: I say you change your name to Springville Thrower!
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NotEnufTags
Way to start the season off. Be sure to post up a pic or two of the taxidermy mount. Based of his thievery, I thinking a full sneak pose would be best.


I do have a question for Sir William "Springville Shooter" Wallace, While he was stealing your food, did you lift up your kilt and moon him? lol
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DeadI
"NotEnufTags" wrote:Way to start the season off. Be sure to post up a pic or two of the taxidermy mount. Based of his thievery, I thinking a full sneak pose would be best.


I do have a question for Sir William "Springville Shooter" Wallace, While he was stealing your food, did you lift up your kilt and moon him? lol
 Oh my heck. This thread is cracking me up. Good stuff right there. Dang nice shot. lol lol lol
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Mularcher
If you're that good of a shot with a crescent wrench, you must be lethal with a bow or rifle. lol
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Springville Shooter
Love it! I knew while that thieving squirrel was still twitching that I had to post this on the madness, figured I'd get at least one bleeding heart though, so far so good.------SS
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stewberd23
Wow, thats unreal!
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Who needs guns when you got a wrench right
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"Springville Shooter" wrote:Love it! I knew while that thieving squirrel was still twitching that I had to post this on the madness, figured I'd get at least one bleeding heart though, so far so good.------SS
 The heartless hunters have been making light of your kill for too long now. It's time that your perfect string of hater posts came to an end. Why is it that you can't realize that you are an encroachment upon nature. The squirills and tomato sandwiches were here before men and they are the rightful owners of this world. You had no right to defend (or eat) the tomato sandwich. The squirill was just killing it for food. It's nature. You should learn to be more tolerant, actually you should bow down and be submissive and show admiration for the squirill and tomato. Now that you have eradicated the squirill population, I'm proposing a bill that will reintroduce the Canadian grey squirill in Utah. I understand that the local tomato sandwich population will be reduced, but a true balance between squirills and tomato sandwiches will then exist. Just as they did before we men came into the picture.

Nevermind that secretly I hate tomato sandwich hunters and have a secret agenda to eliminate tomato sandwich eating altogether, I just feel that if I can use the candian grey squirill as a tool to stop all of you heartless tomato sandwich killers it is worth it at any cost. Even if I never get to see another tomato sandwich in the wild again. I also am aware that the canadian grey squirill is not native to Utah but I'll be real quiet about that until it's "re-introduced".

I know that if I get a popular singer songwriter to sing a sad song about tomato sandwich killers, and then post up a few pics of young helpless tomato sandwiches that I'll get $$$ and support from my bleeding heart comrades around the nation.

So be warned Springville Shooter, Your post no longer has a perfect string of no bleeding hearts.
lol
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now thats funny =D>
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Springville Shooter
That's an awesome bit of humor right there.....too bad there's really folks out there who think like this that we have to deal with every day. Guess we have to laugh so we don't cry sometimes. Thanks Not Enough.--------SS
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lol :not-worthy thats the coolest thing Ive heard in a while.
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