Dumbest Gift

Allright, I got a really dumb gift so I'm looking for some company. My inlaws got me some kind of man-skirt thing that you wear like a bathrobe. My father-in-law says everyone at his raquet club wears them when they get out of the shower. He must have forgotten that I; 1. Don't shower in public anymore. 2. Don't go to raquet clubs. 3. Wear anything that is a skirt, dress, or any other Female type bottom covering. To make it worse, he got me a size 42 skirt and on my worst day I am a 36. What's the idea? Wonder if he's still mad that his daughter married a redneck like me? Anyway, if there wern't ladies on this forum I'd post a pic so you could all have a good laugh. Look for this item at a Deseret Industries near you!-----shooter
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sawsman
Hey shooter-- I bet you acted like you were happy to get it though right??

You could always take it on the hunt and use it for a rag... or, you could just take up raquet ball. lol
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killerbee
thats friekin' funny! lol
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As long as your wife has the same reaction as you did you're okay. My first wife was from a high falutin bunch of socialites. I know your pain. lol
Mark
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Jeff
I just want a picture. lol
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Springville Shooter
She's with me all the way. I think here family drove her nuts and thats alot of the reason she was looking for a guy like me. I think I'll save the bro-skirt the right occasion. More funny stuff: I found out that they sent one a few months ago with the kids presents, and my wife chucked it in the trash. My FIL called and asked what she thought of it and she said it never showed up. SO HE WENT RIGHT OUT AND BOUGHT ME ANOTHER ONE. So really,I got two of these things. ---shooter
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ABert
I feel your pain. My in-laws once got me a microwave rice cooker.

I mean...something you put rice...and cook it in a MICROWAVE?!?

At first, when I unwrapped the box I thought there was something else inside.

When I opened it I was speechless.

My mum-in-law (yep, she's English) saw my expression and thought she had picked out the perfect gift.

What self-respecting man doesn't know how to cook rice? Needless to say, it has never been used.

Oh, and let's see the pictures!!! lol
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Springville Shooter
You guys really feel right about asking me to post pictures of myself in a terri-cloth skirt on the world wide web? How would you explain that to your young children? I am full blood Irishman and only Scots wear skirts!-----shooter
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killerbee
"Springville Shooter" wrote:You guys really feel right about asking me to post pictures of myself in a terri-cloth skirt on the world wide web? How would you explain that to your young children? I am full blood Irishman and only Scots wear skirts!-----shooter
 shooter, i dont know if anyone has ever told you , but- to be a serious muleymadness member , we all had to post pictures of areselves in skirts on the forum. your quickly becoming the next member to join the " really die hard" muleymadness members. so go ahead, post em up! it's just a little anitiation{sp??} after 20 days they get deleted, {thats why you wont be able to find anyone elses}

lol lol :))
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ridgetop
Talk about in-law gifts. My in-laws always complain about my house being too cold. So, this year they bought us a space heater. In which THEY used 24/7! THAT'S RIGHT, 24/7 for 5 days while they stayed with us. So I'll be getting about an extra $100.00 to pay on my electric bill for a $30.00 heater. :thumb
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Springville Shooter
Guess I'll just have to stay on the out "skirts" of the Muley Madness inner-circle cause it ain't gonna happen. I would be willing to auction the skirt off for the charity of your choice though.-----shooter
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a_bow_nut
Well if it helps I don't want to see you in your man skirt. There is a chance that I might see you out on the water and then I would fall overboard laughing and drown. Not quite ready to leave this world just yet so thank you for your wise decision.
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