Hunting jargon

My wife just called me a perv for the 10th time this week so I think I need to make a hunters translation guide...
Hunt-on = Opening day
Horn-ey = hunting for a big rack
Big Rack = a lot of antler growth
Whisker Biscuit = arrow rest
Hoochie mama = Elk calling device
Fillmore Beaver area = a place to hunt
9" doinker = bow stabilizer

hope we have that straight...
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sneekeepete
lol lol
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BIG R
=D> =D> 10sign:
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TommyColey
amen lol =D>
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lol lol lol lol

That's great!
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I know we like to have stiff shafts,makes for better arrow flight
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Huge29
When someone says that they are going to hump that mountain...I just get away and ignore them.
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CodeRED
HAHAHAHAHAH lol
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one hunting fool
you forgot Bonen out your deer :thumb
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"one hunting fool" wrote:you forgot Bonen out your deer :thumb
 and mounting it. lol


How about

Spike = buck with no branches off the main beam.
MainBeam = part of the antler growth
Long Bow = Primitive archery weapon
Ram Rod = Muzzle loading aid
36-22-34 = 36" outside spread, 22" inside spread, 34" main beams
spread = widest width between the mainbeams, and widest overall width
Red = summer coat
Blonde = lightly colored bear skin

BTW Very funny post. =D>
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oops! I forgot that in Utah your supposed to leave proof of sex.
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