Hunting jargon
Earlymorningpoker
8/6/09 3:50pm
My wife just called me a perv for the 10th time this week so I think I need to make a hunters translation guide...
Hunt-on = Opening day
Horn-ey = hunting for a big rack
Big Rack = a lot of antler growth
Whisker Biscuit = arrow rest
Hoochie mama = Elk calling device
Fillmore Beaver area = a place to hunt
9" doinker = bow stabilizer
hope we have that straight...
Hunt-on = Opening day
Horn-ey = hunting for a big rack
Big Rack = a lot of antler growth
Whisker Biscuit = arrow rest
Hoochie mama = Elk calling device
Fillmore Beaver area = a place to hunt
9" doinker = bow stabilizer
hope we have that straight...
4,945
That's great!
How about
Spike = buck with no branches off the main beam.
MainBeam = part of the antler growth
Long Bow = Primitive archery weapon
Ram Rod = Muzzle loading aid
36-22-34 = 36" outside spread, 22" inside spread, 34" main beams
spread = widest width between the mainbeams, and widest overall width
Red = summer coat
Blonde = lightly colored bear skin
BTW Very funny post. =D>