Husband Down

Me and my wife were shopping in our local Wal-Mart. I picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks my wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' I replie.

'Put them back, we can't afford them during hunting season,' demands my wife, and so we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further along my wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' I asked.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies my wife.

I retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

As I wake up laying on the floor I hear on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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thats a good one
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That is awesome 10sign: lol .

Kevin
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"killerbee" wrote:Me and my wife were shopping in our local Wal-Mart. I picked up a case of Budweiser and put it in the shopping cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks my wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' I replie.

'Put them back, we can't afford them during hunting season,' demands my wife, and so we carried on shopping.

A few aisles further along my wife picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' I asked.

'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies my wife.

I retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

As I wake up laying on the floor I hear on the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'
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 Sorry to hear about the treatment you've been getting from the wife. I've got some advice for you. A while back a friend was driving through southern Utah. He was passing through an Indian reservation. He swerved a little while driving and got pulled over by one of the reservation cops. The cop saw alcohol on the passenger seat and asked have you been drinking. My friend said no, "I was at the bar and got those for my wife" The reservation cop paused for a minute and said umm, good trade.

Maybe you should take your wife to a reservation bar, problem solved lol

After the cop let him go he started driving again. A few miles down the road he noticed a set of flashing blue and red lights in his rear view mirror. He stepped on the gas and a high speed chase ensued. When the cops finally pulled him over they asked why he was running. His reply was well my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were trying to give her back! He He lol

So if you do trade her watch for bartenders chasing you down.
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LOL both of those are priceless!
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Ha ha, very good. fatrooster.
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"NotEnufTags" wrote:Sorry to hear about the treatment you've been getting from the wife. I've got some advice for you. A while back a friend was driving through southern Utah. He was passing through an Indian reservation. He swerved a little while driving and got pulled over by one of the reservation cops. The cop saw alcohol on the passenger seat and asked have you been drinking. My friend said no, "I was at the bar and got those for my wife" The reservation cop paused for a minute and said umm, good trade.

Maybe you should take your wife to a reservation bar, problem solved lol

After the cop let him go he started driving again. A few miles down the road he noticed a set of flashing blue and red lights in his rear view mirror. He stepped on the gas and a high speed chase ensued. When the cops finally pulled him over they asked why he was running. His reply was well my wife left me for a cop and I thought you were trying to give her back! He He lol

So if you do trade her watch for bartenders chasing you down.
 thats great!! :)) 10sign:
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