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sheepslam
6/5/06 11:21am
Do any of you guys ever have to deal with idiot clients? I want to laugh at them sometimes.
I have this new client that is building a three million dollar house...I am the landscape architect, so i have to design everything outside: walls outdoor kitchen, bbq grill area, water features, pool, plantplan...you get the idea.
a good rule of thumb is to budget 10-15% of the value of the house to landscape.
well this guy wanted to spend 40k!!! pool and all. i just wanted to laugh at him. if you cant afford to landscape the house...dont build a 3 million house.
do any of you have any good work stories
I have this new client that is building a three million dollar house...I am the landscape architect, so i have to design everything outside: walls outdoor kitchen, bbq grill area, water features, pool, plantplan...you get the idea.
a good rule of thumb is to budget 10-15% of the value of the house to landscape.
well this guy wanted to spend 40k!!! pool and all. i just wanted to laugh at him. if you cant afford to landscape the house...dont build a 3 million house.
do any of you have any good work stories
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You must also note that this was a "junior architect" not a principal. They dont even address project budgets.
While on WESTPAC in 1993 my ship pulled into Singapore for four days of liberty. However, before we were allowed to head ashore we had to break down stores (Bring on supplies). As you can imagine, we were in quite a hurry to get it done and apparently I was not fast enough for my Leading Petty Officer because he started screaming about how "I was taking too long cutting the boxes down after they were emptied." He said "Hawk, let me show you how to get that done in half the time" and proceeded to set the box upside down on the steel deck. "Now ya just punch through the tape on the bottom of the box" he said and hauled off and punched as hard as he could right through the tape on the bottom. Problem was, he punched WAY TOO HARD and went through the box before impacting the steel deck of the ship. I just stood there and stared while thinking to myself "I'll be DARNED if I do it THAT way!" as he danced up and down the passageway screaming like a little girl.
His little "shortcut" ended up breaking 4 bones in is hand and cost him every day of liberty in Singapore. I was off the ship an hour early and didn't miss a beat!