Just for laughs
79Ford
10/23/07 9:17pm
The Old Man and The Deer
A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a deer in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the deer, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the deer drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that deer!"
"Exactly", said the doctor.
A 110-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling.
"I've never felt better," he replies. I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor thinks for a moment and says, "Let me tell you a story. I know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season but one day he's in a bit of a hurry and accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, he's walking in the woods near a creek and suddenly spots a deer in some brush in front of him. He raises his umbrella, points it at the deer, squeezes the handle, and BAM! the deer drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible," said the old man in disbelief, "someone else must have shot that deer!"
"Exactly", said the doctor.
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79Ford
10/23/07 9:40pm
A guy goes hunting and gets lost in the woods. Remembering the universal distress signal of 3 shots, he fires 3 shots into the air and waits. After an hour he fires 3 more shots. Another hour goes by and still no one comes to help. Preparing for the next sequence he says to himself, “I hope somebody comes this time because these are my last three arrows.”
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bigbuck92
10/23/07 11:08pm
haha those were great. i like the first one the best though.lol
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Utahbowhunter
10/24/07 3:24pm
hahahahha... yeah that first one was great. lol. :))
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BIGBUCKCRAZY
10/24/07 6:29pm
HAHAha Right on 79 crack me up.
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