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A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work".

The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

A Russian doctor says: “That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.

The US doctor answers immediately: That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us, in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls, we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work! lol

Pal
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bigbuck92
Haha I like it. lol
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It reminds me of that one time that 22 year old girl lived through brain surgery that required doctors to remove 1/2 of her brain. She recovered and the 1/2 of the remaining brain assumed it's assigned work and the work that the other half of the brain did before. So basically it now worked twice as hard.
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"paladin" wrote:A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a man's testicles, we put them into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work".

The German doctor comments: "That´s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another person's head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work".

A Russian doctor says: “That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another person's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work”.

The US doctor answers immediately: That's nothing colleagues, you are way behind us, in the USA (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls, we made him President and now the whole country is looking for work! lol

Pal
How true that is.

Kevin
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"pepbac" wrote:Lies! Myths!
Which never existed, as you all know doctors are liars, they can say we have done this ands that when they have done nothing, as long as earth lives there will never be something like that done by a human being but our maker a lone.



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Are you really that dense ?. it is a joke.

Kevin
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"pepbac" wrote:Lies! Myths!
Which never existed, as you all know doctors are liars, they can say we have done this ands that when they have done nothing, as long as earth lives there will never be something like that done by a human being but our maker a lone.



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 you gotta be kidding ](*,)
talk about "insert foot into mouth"
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Im really getting sick of all the disrespect for Obama. I have to admit that we really havent gotten far, but his job is so unbelievably hard that most people wouldnt last a day. I think that people need to give him a break. What a lot of people dont know is that Congress has all of the power, not the President. If Congress doesnt like it, its not happening.
P.S. Im not trying to start fights here, just voice my opinion.
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"MuleyHunterNV" wrote: What a lot of people dont know is that Congress has all of the power, not the President. If Congress doesnt like it, its not happening.
P.S. Im not trying to start fights here, just voice my opinion.
 who wouldn't know this? dont they teach it in the 4th or 5th grade?

everyone is intitled to their own opinion and that one is yours :thumb

now here is mine: i cant stand "obama", he is driving this country into the dirt, his ties to the muslims is absolutly a disgrace to my country, his "trillion doller" stimuluse might as well been flushed down the toilet, and he is a joke.

but again, this is just my opinion, i wouldn't expect anyone to change theirs just because i didn't agree :thumb :thumb
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"killerbee" wrote:
MuleyHunterNV wrote: What a lot of people dont know is that Congress has all of the power, not the President. If Congress doesnt like it, its not happening.
P.S. Im not trying to start fights here, just voice my opinion.
 who wouldn't know this? dont they teach it in the 4th or 5th grade?

everyone is intitled to their own opinion and that one is yours :thumb

now here is mine: i cant stand "obama", he is driving this country into the dirt, his ties to the muslims is absolutly a disgrace to my country, his "trillion doller" stimuluse might as well been flushed down the toilet, and he is a joke.

but again, this is just my opinion, i wouldn't expect anyone to change theirs just because i didn't agree :thumb :thumb
 AMEN to that, i couldn't of said it better myself.

Kevin
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