Pastor's Business Card
Hiker
9/6/07 2:05pm
Bullfrog, sent this to me...........
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3 verse 20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3 verse 10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3 verse 20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3 verse 10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17 verse 22)
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.
Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3 verse 20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3 verse 10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3 verse 20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3 verse 10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are!
"A cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17 verse 22)
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Good one, yep get dressed and answer.
One of the reasons I still love the old shows like Andy Griffith and Green Acres. Nothing but good, clean comedy.