Three Men :)

>>> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all
>>> working together one day.
>>>
>>> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
>>>
>>> "I will give each on you one wish, which is three wishes in total,"
>>> says the Genie.
>>>
>>> The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the
>>> land to be forever fertile in Canada."
>>>
>>> POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye,
>>> the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
>>>
>>> Osama was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan,
>>> Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can
>>> come in our precious land."
>>>
>>> POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall
>>> around those countries.
>>>
>>> The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this
>>> wall."
>>>
>>> The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick
>>> and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
>>> virtually impenetrable."
>>>
>>> The Texan sits down, cracks a beer, smiles, and says, "Fill it with
>>> water."